Well, I won (saw Dodgeball tonight)

**Mr. Bungle** · June 20th, 2004, 05:40 AM

My friend who wanted me to see Garfield with him called up tonight and since Garfield had already had its last showing, we saw Dodgeball. The one caveat...12 midnight showing.

Although beforehand I got a milkshake at a diner and the waitress was really hot. We all chatted for a while, found out she's a junior in college. Then my friend tried to get her number. She tried to dodge giving it out, so he gave her his instead. Nice recovery, but she's never gonna call. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dodgeball was awesome. I hope everyone who saw it stayed after the credits to see the...interesting last scene.

**MindofaKiller** · June 20th, 2004, 06:09 AM

tsk tsk, guys can never catch a hint, can they.

I wish girls would just be honest and say shit like, "I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER OR HOOK UP WITH YOU. NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, LARD ASS!" [img]cool.gif[/img]

**Mr. Bungle** · June 20th, 2004, 06:22 AM

Hehe, I've seen some do that. But not to me, since I'm a slacker and hardly even bother.

**MindofaKiller** · June 20th, 2004, 06:29 AM

I always find it hilarious when your gf or some chick you know starts talking about the conversations they have with their friends.

They're just as shallow as guys, man! They can just get away with it though...cause they're hot and have boobs and a vagina [img]redface.gif[/img] If a guy can't talk about how small a chick's tits are, then they can't talk about how small his dick is. But they always end up taking in the ass by the end of the night regardless.

Ah well, I at least know they'll never be as shallow as I. [img]cool.gif[/img]